The Stress Song

C Am Em G

I am so stressed

All of my songs start with a C

And I don't even like the sea

I know I should be revising

But I just can't

Open that fucking book

I want to set it on fire

I hope my dog will tear it, take a piss on it

or even do horrific things to it

I know I should be revising

But I just can't

Open that fucking book

I don't even have a dog

This is a shit song

This is my stress relieving song