Irrelevant Factoid.

This morning I woke up with complete and utter disappointment to the lack of cartoon animated Disney birds lulling me to wake.

Beards Make Great Instruments.

Is it true? Most people with beards make great music. I think. Probably. Right? Maybe it's because their beards radiate awesomeness which they then emit to their surroundings to make amazing music. Or the beard serves as a distraction to hypnotise us. Surely that's it. Don't call me Shirley.

5 Things We Need To Be Fulfilled

It's insane but we all crave this feeling of being fulfilled, but it's almost usually never reached. Money is a basic tool of survival but we want more than enough to feel secure or because we think it stretches the possibilities of the things that we can reach which we cannot otherwise.

So this man named Abraham Maslow came up with a Hierarchy of Needs which he thinks depicts all human needs (both physical and psychological).

There are things that are there for obvious reasons (the physiological part), but there are also things that are hard to measure (everything else). This is extremely fascinating (for nerds like myself and anyone else who would like to fill this gaping hole in their lives).

Mr. Blutac (The Adventures of)

There are a lot of things on my wall.

A bunch of pictures, posters, irrelevant and terrible things.

There are pencil marks, not too noticeable but enough to make me not sleep well thinking about their source.

I've collected him, with an odd gum-like consistency sans the irritating stickiness.

There are blue smears left on the wall, small parts of him that I ignore.

I roll a small, blue ball and create small limbs based on the human form. With that, he is alive.

However, just like any human created he questions his existence.

Was that it? All to be stuck back to the wall?

THIS IS NOT A GRAPE.

2 (3) possible thoughts while looking at this image

1. That finger is ridiculously small.

2. That grape is ridiculously elephantine.

**3. Wtf is that black ball?

I am not one to freak out over fruits, I mean, they're harmless. But seeing this weird grape on steroid sort of alarmed me. Is this the evolution that everyone's talking about? Giant, mutated grapes?

Seriously, that grape is really scary.